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THE ONLY 2019 SUMMER HOROSCOPES THAT MATTER

The Only 2019 Summer Horoscopes That Matter

 

ARIES

You have a tendency for wasting time, and allowing opportunities to become ‘what ifs’. This trait will be on full display this summer, enjoy watching the sand from the hourglass tick away.

 

TAURUS

Don’t get sucked into summer fun. You’re way too flawed to be doing anything other than putting your head down and working to exhaustion through summer.

 

GEMINI

Medical emergencies can pop up out of nowhere. Being sick isn’t fun, but it teaches you to enjoy your health. It teaches you strength.

 

CANCER

Heartbreak, public embarrassment, being attacked by a shark. These are all human fears of the deepest level, and you’ll experience two of them this summer.

 

LEO


It pays to know your worth. You’ll be thoroughly outperformed by more than one of your peers this summer, putting you in your place and bolstering your soul with humility.

 

VIRGO

An equally strange and persistent rash on your genitals will ruin your chances of an eventful love life, but it’ll clear up on its own and turn out to be nothing serious.

 

LIBRA

 

Avoid using copious amounts of alcohol to cope with the deep sadness caused by this summer’s loneliness.

 

SCORPIO

 

This will be a very strange summer for you. Strange bad, not strange good.

 

SAGITTARIUS

During your upcoming bout of depression, keep in mind that plenty of other people are happily living their lives. Use it as solace.

 

CAPRICORN

Remain steadfast in your mission to improve, despite the sudden and overwhelming set of roadblocks the following months will bring.

 

AQUARIUS

Time is our most valuable asset, yours will be spent on 40+ hours of work week. Focus on the positive, a few more years of this and you’ll almost be out of debt.

 

PISCES

Most lead lives of quiet desperation, which is so much better than being a whiny loud complainer.

 

2019 Summer Horoscopes

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