THE ROCK FOR PRESIDENT 2020
Dwayne the Rock Johnson considering presidential bid
Run Dwayne the Rock Johnson for president and point me to the nearest voting booth. Tell me I’m wrong! The Rock is a proven commodity and undeniable superstar. He has it all; the look, the charisma, the discipline. Tell me he isn’t fit to lead.
Professional wrestling is the ultimate proving ground. No offense to MMA, but there ain’t a spectacle on Earth like the WWE. It’s the modern arena. Soap opera and high flying slams all in one. Look, every WWE superstar deserves respect, but a special admiration is reserved for the few, the proud, the multiple time world champions. You wanna talk about over, no one was as over as the Rock in his heyday. He’s already won the crowd, just has to show up and collect the votes. The Rock for president. It’s in the bag!
Do you smell what the Rock is cookin’?
He would punk Trump and Biden at the same time with a simple eyebrow raise. There would be no Twitter debate about who would win in a fight between a 70 year old weenie and one of the greatest action stars of all time. You wanna talk going down hard and fast, try a rock bottom. The People’s President is coming, and it’s a freight train that won’t be stopped. I’ve seen it before. When the Rock decides he wants something, like the WWE world heavyweight championship belt, then by golly, get the hell out of the way.
For those uninitiated to the world of tights and top ropes, have no fear. The Rock is nothing but class, and an ideal role model for any young person. His diet alone is a marvel, and a fine example. President Trump could stand to learn a thing or two, his only diet is Coke. Head to head, it’s a no brainer and an obviously poor match up. The Rock drives the People’s Elbow into The Donald’s sternum, and that’s all she wrote. Rock the vote 2020, and strap in. If his 17 world heavyweight title runs are any sign of what’s to come, it’s gonna be a hellacious ride.