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THE STRUGGLES OF ELIZABETH WARREN

THE STRUGGLES OF ELIZABETH WARREN

Elizabeth Warren’s inability to pull off a simple backstab maneuver is troubling to her supporters. It’s Bernie Sanders. He’s so old. Just walk up behind him, and jam in it. 

But she failed the test. She’s unfit. How can one be expected to swim through the corruption infested oceans of the political world, while unable to execute a helpless foe? 

The setup was classic. Publish a conveniently unfalsifiable hit piece two days before debate, through the very journalistic outlet hosting said debate, sit back, and allow the wolves to feast on the carcass. 

ARTICLE IN QUESTION

Instead, chaos. Bernie felt the sharp tip of a knife against his back, and having felt it many times as a seasoned politician, he knew what to do. 

He denied it. 

The evidence is non existent. Take this CNN gem for example; “The description of that meeting is based on the accounts of four people: two people Warren spoke with directly soon after the encounter, and two people familiar with the meeting.” 

Interesting. I’m sold!

The hometown moderator shamelessly plugged the article, hurling it as an accusation towards Sanders. Despite his age, Bernie executed the patented Floyd Mayweather shoulder roll to perfection. And Warren, despite her initial advantage, offered no counter strike. Instead, she called Bernie her friend, and went off on a senile rant about God knows what. 

Drenched in shame, Warren could only accuse Bernie of calling her a liar after the debate. Spineless and passive aggressive, always the victim. Why not call him a liar? No, that would take away her victim hood narrative as a Native American woman. And of course, she still had a live mic during the confrontation. 

She’s terrible on her feet. In pro wrasslin’ terms, she’s what they’d call “awful on the mic”. The woman cannot cut a promo!

Nor can she handle hecklers. Like the random father who destroyed her plan to cancel student loan debt with basic points. Shouldn’t a presidential candidate have ready made answers for questions like these? Back up your pawn.

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