Beto Can't Buy A Vote!New News Politics 

WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE VOTE FOR BETO?

Beto Can't Buy A Vote!

WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE VOTE FOR BETO

There are still too many democratic candidates to count, all seeking their party’s bid for the 2020 presidential election. Obviously, not everyone can win. And as much as I enjoy making light of bullshitter politicians, I actually feel bad for Beto O’Rourke.

This is in no way an endorsement. I wouldn’t vote for that man if I was being held hostage by ISIS and they threatened to decapitate me if I didn’t cast my vote for Beto. He’d lose the primary handily whether I voted for him or not, but I’d take death on a matter of principle. This also isn’t an endorsement for participation trophies, as they create cry baby narcissists.

But for the love of human compassion, would at least one person from New Hampshire vote for Beto?

The most recent poll from St. Anselm shows O’Rourke is polling at 0.0% in the White Mountain State. The man has raised millions of dollars, yet is unable to secure a single vote within the state of New Hampshire.

It is well beyond certain this man won’t win the primaries. But there are plenty of undecided voters, and if one of these people were kind enough to toss a throwaway vote his direction, it would mean worlds to Beto, who is likely terrified at the prospect of facing his donors and having to explain how he managed to blow millions and still poll at 0.0%.

So someone (Preferably just one, let’s not get carried away here), vote for Beto.

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